Strange to say, as soon as the family, friends and acquaintances - quite adequate people would like - becomes aware of your "interesting situation", they are taken to repeat the same phrases, the same set questions. And how many friends - as many times as is necessary to listen to the same type and not very relevant... insanity.
Editorial kolobok.uaHe collected 10 phrases that are most irritating to future mothers.
Are you pregnant?
I would like to answer: No, last summer, accidentally swallowed a seed of watermelon and it sprouted.
And it is clear that man is properly understood by the fact that change the appearance and wardrobe, but do not seem to believe their eyes and want to check their own conclusions. And while the answer to twenty such questions, reach the white-hot. Although wearing a sign on his forehead, "I'm pregnant, it's only temporary."
WAITING FOR ANYBODY?
I would like to answer: "Child!"
Even if the baby during the ultrasound showed him what color clothes to buy, not the fact that parents will want to share with all of that information. Some young parents and do not want to know the sex of the baby before birth of the future, and that do not need to ask about such an intimate thing.
Curiosity is not so bad, some learn from mum child's sex, be sure to blurt out: "A husband must have wanted boy? / You probably wanted a girl? "Believe me, who would have mom and dad not born, they will love their child.
You need to eat fish / eggs / vegetables ...
I would like to answer: "Yes, yes, but that's a piece of chalk and dogryzu doem sandwich with sausage and toothpaste."
In the age of the Internet every expectant mom is aware of how she balanced her "pregnant" menu, which products are excluded from the diet and what to prefer vitamin complexes. This was, after all, you can ask the doctor in the antenatal clinic. You are a doctor? Nutritionist? Well, then it is better talk about the weather.
FEEDING going to feed?
I would like to answer: "No, just the milk."
Well, the truth, the curious feel that ashamed of such a question is not worth it. If we are expectant mother conceived a child - and, therefore, once engaged, "thereby", then this intimate question to answer, and tell how to prepare for feeding nipples. And then - you can throw it a pile of boards and their "infants' memories.
To give birth is not terrible?
I would like to answer: "It is terrible, so I'm not going to give birth. So I will walk pregnant while itself will not resolve... "
Oh, it's a question-favorite! Especially among those who have already given birth. And the right to question itself, so there is - then follows the "tsunami" of horror stories about their own childbirth and at least a dozen friends. And after the "passionate" opus pale with fear parting cheer mom: "Do not be afraid! All give birth - and you give birth! "
Before delivery the kid did not buy
I would like to answer: "I'm not going. To grow, to himself all will buy it. "
You wonder how tenacious superstition. And even in the 21st century it is still considered what to buy in advance dowry - not good. In response to this "wise" counsel want to ask a counter-question: what to wear baby in the hospital? And after discharge? And who will after delivery run to the shops in search of all necessary - veshchichek, cribs, strollers, children's cosmetics and other accessories essentials?
If the home you are bugged, say in response: "We do not buy anything - all on the internet we order."
AS was going to call?
I would like to answer: "The girl - Dazdraperma boy - Nebuchadnezzar."
Some parents are free to share the name of the successor to friends, the other - keep it a secret, or else select and wait for the day of birth, to decide on the date on the calendar. It happens that on the behalf of the family is still hotly disputed, and you only add fuel to the fire. Here the baby is born - and learn how it was called, but now do not bother.
Are you going to get a haircut ?!
I would like to answer: "No, I am preparing for the contest" Best Yeti year. "
Another popular superstition that pregnant women can not get a haircut. Indeed, during the women who "pour" these tales, really it was not ashamed to walk with greasy ponytail entire pregnancy... Times are changing, and you are free to do so during your pregnancy, you are surrounded by positive.
HAS NOT YET GIVEN BIRTH?
I would like to answer:"No, just in the course of combat. Births take you know how? "
Every future mom, though woke her in the night, just call the DA - the provisional date of birth. And if Mom in the mood, she will share this fateful date, and if not configured or perenashivaet - that it is such an interest will confuse and frustrate. That's not necessary to pry excessively.
You can touch the tummy?
I would like to answer:"Can I touch you then for ..." (insert as appropriate)
His belly is every mother is... precious vessel, so the closest people can touch it. Future dad, future grandparents. Others may enjoy only visually.
If you want a special sensation of touch, inhale a deep breath and stomach touch yourself for stomach health as breathing enough.
