If a child could speak, he would find something to present to adults.
Call me by name, please!
At first I was a donut, then a bunny, and after I got dirty with a diaper - I won't say who... Enough already?
Take these people away
Who are these people and what are their names? But this, it seems, does not at all prevent them from kissing me, grabbing my hands, poking a finger in the side and asking in a thin nasty voice the questions "who is this here with us" and "whose hands are these?"
I'm tired of sleeping
Children definitely need sleep in such quantities? Or do parents need it so that they can sit on the phone, watch TV series or clean houses?
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I want to be free
They fasten in a chair, fasten in a stroller, fasten in a car... How much can you do? Never mind, in a few years I will have my revenge!
Buy normal toys
You adults have good toys - a telephone, a cosmetic bag, a first aid kit, scissors, dishes... What have I got? Cubes and all sorts of nonsense - eat, throw, step - no miracles. Tired of it!
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