Jewish joke about teeth: "Izya comes to the dentist and says"

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Background

As far as I can remember, all my life I suffered with my teeth: first, they corrected the bite with plates, then with mouth guards, at the institute - three years of braces. At the same time, I was constantly treating falling out fillings and caries appearing out of nowhere. The treatment was not cheap, but I did not manage to cure my teeth to the end right away: literally two or three months, and the fillings just flew out.

Dentist guy

Mom jokes all the time that Kostya is with me only because of my teeth. In my last year of university, I met him: handsome, tall. We met in a cafe: I drank tea without the mood and thought about how tired I was of treating these teeth. When he said that he would get a dentistry degree in a year, I wanted to laugh and cry at the same time.

We have been meeting for three years now, during which time my Kostya graduated from residency and is already working in a good clinic. For a long time I did not even let him look at my teeth, then after about six months I decided: as it turned out, my boyfriend is just the God of dentistry. All his fillings are invisible, and most importantly, they hold.

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He does not regret and pays for the most expensive materials for me. Once he jokingly counted that my teeth cost more than 300,000 rubles, excluding work: and if you count the epic with braces, then probably all half a million. It would be cheaper to rip out everything and insert the gold ones, the main thing is not so dreary.

Well, I'm getting married to Kostya: my dentist is the best choice for me)!

Well, actually, the anecdote itself

Izya comes to the dentist and says:
- Abram, my teeth bother me shoto.
- Sit down, Izya, in a chair - I'll watch ...
Looks into the mouth, and there all the teeth are diamond, the bridges are gold, and the fillings are platinum ...
- Izya, everything in you is all right with your teeth, but does it hurt?
- My soul hurts - put the alarm on my teeth.

I would be grateful for "thumb up👍". Thanks for attention.

P.S. In order to find out: what dish do long-livers like? - it is recommended to read the recipe for its preparation (article "How to cook a dish for centenarians").

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