Top 7 of failed jokes over men

Every girl knows that men value in women a sense of humor, but on condition that they do not become the object of sparkling jokes favorite. As the joke with a man, so as not to hurt his feelings and not hurt?

So is it possible to teasing men? You can of course, but not every joke or cartoon will be met by a cheerful laugh, men often perceive the irony of face value and your inappropriate banter can cause serious quarrel over it with your loved ones or other.

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Top 7 of failed jokes over men

1. His appearance. Even if your man says that he does not care what it looks like, in any case not worth making fun of his appearance. Especially in the presence of others.

2. His health. If your favorite knock out cold and the temperature 37.2, do not gloat over his helplessness: it is better to make a warm tea with lemon, embrace and pity. So that's how the stronger sex, any discomfort is perceived as a serious illness and is important to them at this point feel cared for the woman he loved.

3. His car. How would you not compete for attention with his favorite "Swallow", you are likely to lose it. So do not make fun of his car and compare it with the "scrap heap" because for a man of his car - much more than a means of transportation.

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4. His attentions. Never mess over his compliments or giftsYou presenting. Also taboo for your sparkling humor - his courtship of you, even if they look ridiculous. Once you just make a joke of it is not very appropriate Prezent and the likelihood that he will be the last to rise tenfold.

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5. His greed. If he openly spend money on something to give you another bouquet of flowers, or buy a new pair of boots, then it is not a reason to accuse him of greed. Of course, in his understanding. He - an economical man, he thinks, and he had no pity for you.

6. His salary and income.No matter how much your faithful not earned, he considers himself a major earner in the family, so the jokes about his modest salary will be perceived, to put it mildly, with hostility. If you want to specify a favorite on his modest salary, you better try to find a better paying job or persuade the faithful for him, he's worth more.

7. Its economic capacity. In order not to become a permanent service ordered it "husband for an hour", never joking over a favorite over the fact that he nailed crooked shelf or badly oiled door. Men are in the majority and do not particularly like homework, and if still they will be faced with sparkling, not really flattering favorite humor on this account, it is unlikely that in the future will take to clean clogged drains or repair guides in dresser.

You will also be useful to know, for whatever reasons, men change their wives.

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