April 1 - the International day of laughter - so want more reasons for positive. Editorial Gingerbread site gathered for you, our beloved readers, 20 of the funniest stories from the hospital. And certainly you have such a favorite story or "bike"? Share!
Happy months is not observed
Was in the hospital on keeping before the birth, she came to the US.
Doctor: "What you have now a month?".
Girlfriend: "I April, and you?".
calm down
Husband loudly giving birth to his wife: "Well, have patience, the sun! Well, think about it, but as hedgehogs give birth? "
Ex post facto
A couple of hours after the delivery of the receiving sms husband: "And you can laugh?" I answered: "Even you need, and what is it?" - I came from you, a walk... - And then what? - to pass on the shuttle bus to the center -??? - Then I had dinner in the cafe - What's so funny? - then I went down to the subway and... - And? - And only one kind person told me that I was in shoe covers.
NO LONGER WILL
The outdoor boxing heard a frightened girl's exclamation: "Oh how it hurts! I do not want to give birth, "and a quiet doctor's voice admonished in response:" Of course! We are now quickly give birth and will no longer be. "
GO TO THE LIGHT!
A neighbor in the ward gave birth to twins. During fights I spun, looking for the position in which it will be easier. Finally he got in Bozeman. Ran a midwife and demanded to change the attitude, "What are you! So you can not - a child get lost! "
Weak?
And when it became quite difficult midwife said: "And now let's try to fight a deep breath and exhale booty. Weak? "
WHAT? WHERE? WHEN?
Only after the birth groping himself and say: "Where is the stomach?" And the doctors to me: "A stomach is born!"
LABOR - it's beautiful!
"I remember walked down the corridor with a dropper as Santa Claus with his staff ..."
And then - DISCO
"I gave birth to her husband and midwife paid. Husband wildly frightened for me and for yourself... Somewhere in an hour before there was a midwife's daughter said, "Well, here you sit for five minutes, and I'll prepare the table" (she meant the maternity table). Husband: "Why then celebrate or something, shall we do?"... So in all seriousness... But the midwife laughed for a long time. "
LADY parrot
"That Saturday I priperlo go to the bird market - the eldest son to buy a parrot has long requested. The purchase was successful, but after... went into labor, and already once quite sensitive. I understand that the birth and the second turn home through the other end of town just can not manage. Therefore, calling her husband, and agreed to meet at the place, I went immediately to the hospital. I arrived early, before the threshold trampled, propped up the fight... In general, we have fun tweeting (in the sense of a parrot) went into the holy of holies - the emergency room. Aunt, frowning in coastal style, hissed: "Lady with a parrot... You'd still fish in the genera captured ..." Then the husband arrived! "
CRY FROM THE HEART
"Do not shout ??" - I ask the doctor. "Wait, he thinks ..."
Call to action
And began. Came the doctor on duty, made sure to give birth. In a few minutes was the sister of the door playfully smiled and waved at me invitingly enema.
BRIGHT FINAL
"I'm happy, relaxed. Then the doctor and cried: "Legs! Give legs "It turns out that the legs were not yet born and the beginning of the tightening ago... In general, as in a cartoon about Grandma boa constrictor:" I'm not all here yet! "
joke
Operating on the table laid, and I ask, "What did you do with the placenta?", And the doctor says: "Pasta nautically!"
They piled on STORK
Daughter (curious): Mom! And where is inserted tampons?
I (choking on an apple): Well... as you say... well there, where babies come from.
Daughter (ofigev): The stork, or what?
MUTANT PRO
In prenatal inform the midwife: "The doctor said that my discovery has 6 toes!" But she was lying and I think - on the hand rail just 5. What kind of a mutant? "
SURPRISE!
I gave birth successfully, lying with a bubble of ice on his stomach, and the doctor says, "Well, lie down and go to install the sink that you removed in the prenatal and wore down the hall. Yes, and a wardrobe in the same place to deliver. " It turns out that I'm still fights and cabinet from one wall to move... The doctor was afraid to go. Where power come from? Nothing after birth did not remember!
STRENGTH OF WILL
"A neighbor of prenatal suffered so much from the grasps that pushed the iron shackle bed and poked his head in, and back - nothing... And she give birth! They summoned a locksmith, so he sawed the bow, and he was worried that still have to take birth. "
The Greater Good
Husband decided to be present at birth, but in the climax fainted. Evacuated, but the pope "post" has not left. Again fainted.. Came to himself, and he said: "Congratulations, you have a little girl!" Exhausted dad to celebrate, said: "Well, thank God, at least not at birth suffer like me ..."
And for dessert - a funny video about a young dad in the delivery room, which is a shock, while his wife - umnichka! - she gave birth to a baby.
