As long as the kid is not started speak clearly, we are very curious about what is going on in the mind of a little restless, right? Now imagine that your favorite crumb keeps a diary. That's what this would turn out.
6:00 Awoke. Everyone is asleep. He licked his toy in the crib. Not tasty. Licked her hands. He licked his fingers on the legs. I licked railing from edge to edge. The taste is the same as yesterday. Found under his pillow a piece of cookies. UWC-at-usnenko!
6:15 Cookies over. Cot is not tasty. Everyone is asleep. I start yelling.
6:16. All woke up. I take the pen. I rejoice.
6:30I love these morning procedures and ventilated golopopiya.
6:40 Disguised. Oh no, again, these 40 buttons! Ouro.
6:45 Woman dining sleeps for 35 minutes the buttons. Yell louder.
7:00Woman dining fed me milk. Love her. She taught me to say "ma-ma".
8:00 Awoke. Seated in the arena. Besieged toys.
8:05 tasteless Toys. I want to handle. I want u have to handle. Ouro.
8:10 We took the pen. Good!
8:30 Crawl on the carpet. I found my mother's purse. What is the trick. Chick. Opened. There are so many bumazhechek.
8:40 Took the purse and pieces of papers. Woman dining angry. What experience. Think of paper. In my palm still have a piece of paper with a picture "500 hryvnia."
8:50 I continue to crawl. I crawled to the bedroom. Dad's bedside. Oh-oh-oh-op! I got up on legs. Wow, what a bottle. Drip-drip from it. Excellent smell. The woman took the dining room, angry, shouting: "This is my father's cologne!" But the smell in the room.
9:00 He said "ma-ma". Somehow suddenly turned. Woman dining jumping for joy, kissed me, calling. He says. Still ringing. Again he tells the story of my first word. Rings again. Along the way, he writes something on your phone. Yeah, she - my mother. Need to remember. And remember where she put the phone.
9:30 Again, this is a green smoothie!!! Strange woman dining. I recently have spat this "brilliant green."
9:45He spat again. This puree is best washed by tile in the kitchen, but the worst is smeared on my table.
10:00 I knock a spoon on the table. My first music. Probably will release a disc.
11:00 Threw the spoon in the coffee dining female, ie mother.. Angry and smiles.
12:00 He crawled into his room. On the way, I found the key. I play with him. I played. Mom is looking for a key. She does not know where he is. I already do not know.
12:30I found my mother's phone. It's not tasty. Smooth. From saliva slips in their hands. Mom found me and a telephone. Angry.
13:00 Mom found the key in my diaper.
13:30We went for a walk. We go to the park! Ege-gay! Swing!!! Sandbox!!!
13:45 Eating sand, nothing special, but tastier than the green smoothie. They are forbidden to eat sand.
14.00 Blades are fighting with Dima. Dimka roars. Taken blade. Bucket with me.
14:15 I poured the sand out of a bucket on his head Dimka. Mom cognitive dissonance. I got up on legs, but Dima roars. We took a bucket. They pulled out of the sandbox. We're going home. I'm tired. Here is the day! Tired. Sleep.
16:00 KAP-Ashka! I will not spit. And then the mother's milk. Om-Nom-nom.
16:30 Released crawl. I found her mother's bag. Oh lipstick. Painted wallpaper cat. I painted from nature, while sitting next Barsik. Mom took the lipstick. Angry. I did not appreciate my efforts. Barsik or left not like?
17:00 Barsika caught, suffer. I, too, sitter.
17:30I found my mother's knitting basket. Pulled the needle, pulled thread, he dismissed any mat. The second needle stuck in a chair. Gave the pope.
18:00 Again, mashed potatoes?! Mum - funny woman. I spit further. I want water. Mom gives milk. Ouro.
18:30Allowed to crawl. He pulled off his diaper. I tried what's inside. Strange taste. Mom gets mad. The diaper visor. Why? I sat quietly!
19:00 Came a man of Attraction. My mother says that he is "pa-pa". Tomorrow I will try so to speak. Papa says, "Who spilled my cologne." Crawls.
19:30 I sit with the Pope on his knees. He carries in his mouth some pieces of round things on the table. Smells tasty. I poke a finger. Soft. Pull slice. I try. All mashed me no longer offer.
20:00 Crawl, while Mom and Dad talking in the kitchen.
20:10I found the father's bag. Oh, the blue book. Immediately and pen. I will draw. I love this thing.
20:20Daddy yells at her mother, my mother yelling at dad. Blue took a little book, a pen, too. Dad says, "You have my passport!". Mom yells: "Congratulations, Ball, you dunce! Who leaves a passport unattended?! Of course, you need to change the "Why change? I've got a Barsik turned out!
21:45 Bathe! I sit in the water, around the duck, octopus, it is possible to write directly into the water. Near Mom and Dad. Flops duck on the water. Fun! They look at each other and smile.
21:00I love this lullaby. Until tomorrow, parents. I love you!
