prototypes anecdotes often become real people, and young children with their special perception of the world are sometimes said to come up with a phrase or capable of better cheer eminent comedian. edition kolobok.ua I gathered for you funny sayings and funny phrases of children for their parents and family.
Usually toddler world represented by a circle of his family and parents, so amusing stories about communicating with mom and dad and thinking about them, more than enough. Here is some of them.
Anya, 4 years
Mom pricked her finger and asked Anya her regret.
Anya"Do not cry, Mummy, to death will heal!"
Mama"Annie, say no to the death, and before the wedding ..."
Anya replies"Mom, the wedding was already in you, so that in your case - to death."
Denis, 4.5 years
Cute talking with mom and dad, and tells how he loves his parents. And then long she thinks and says, "Daddy, you are, of course, I'm sorry, but I love my mother a little more than you."
Dad pretended greatly upset, and my son decided to run to correct the situation: "Dad, do not worry, but I love you more... more... Even greater Tuzik! "(Tuzik - puppy pooch with my grandmother in the village)
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The whole family was going to the wedding of her sister, and the pope, as it should be, my mother went to the beauty salon to make an evening hairstyle and makeup.
When the mother returned, Dennis enthusiastically exclaimed, "Mom, I do not know where you wore a half-day, but you came back incredibly beautiful!"
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Mother returned from the barber shop after a bad coloring eyebrows that have turned out slightly darker than usual. Dad brings Denis from kindergarten, he runs to hug and kiss her mother.
At the last second he notices a change in her mother's appearance, sharply pulls away and says, "Oh, God, Mom! What have you done to yourself? How am I going to go with you to the people?! "
Sergei, 5.5 years
Senior group Sergei kindergarten ready for release. The operator wrote that children tell their parents about what they are and what they do. Serezha father - the director of a small private company, and his mother - a housewife, which is engaged in the upbringing of children.
Operator"Tell me who your parents are working ..."
Sergei"My mother will cook soup for dinner, and then sit back ..."
Operator"And Dad?"
Sergei"The Pope is very hard work ..."
Operator"You were my dad at work?"
Answer: "Yes…"
Operator"And what did you see? Dad doing? "
Sergei"I count the money and much shouting at work, well, at least in the corner did not deliver ..."
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Sergei all day would not listen to my mother. In the evening, when my father came home from work and asked how are you doing, Mom with her older sister began to tell me that he dabbled in and asked his father to influence his son.
The Pope made a serious look and asked: "Son, this is true?"
In the silence of the answer. Pope again: "Son, this is true or they slander you"
Sergei, lowering his head: "It depends on which way you look ..."
Lera, 3.5 years
Leroy said that girls, girls and women should be sure to wear skirts or dresses. And one day my mother said: "I do not understand how this pope married you if you're always in jeans walking ..."
Artem, 5 years
I began to question why people get married.
Mama"A man and a woman, when they love each other, decide to get married."
Artem: "What for?"
Mama"In order to live together, never give up, and so was born a little baby."
Artem"It turns out that you and Dad got married twice?"
Mom in disbelief"One, two... Why?"
Artem"Well, we have the same with my brother two!"
Anton, 5 years
Anton dad has a small business on reception of glass, and my mother - a housewife. In the kindergarten children are asked where their parents work, came to Anton, he proudly declares: "My mother is unemployed and collects bottles dad."
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