Do you know what the most important weapon in the arsenal of women's means of influencing men? "Signed" words and frazochki against which the representatives of the strong half of humanity absolutely powerless! What kind? Let's investigate.
1. "Well, that's great!". This "sacred" the ladies are usually used at the end of a prolonged hot dispute. And it means only one thing: she's right, and you, sir, to be shut up as soon as possible.
2. "I quickly! Just give me 5 minutes! " This phrase is interpreted in different ways in the charming ladies' head. If a woman said her when she began to prepare for the solemn (and sometimes not) out of the house, its "five minutes" easily equate to an hour. But if you were given only five minutes, in order to watch the football time before starting to "help around the house, go to the store, cellar, etc.", do not hesitate - it will be exactly 5 minutes, not longer!
3. "Nothing happened". It's a real calm before a terrible storm. This "nothing" that is clearly meant (and very much), and always be on the alert. Any arguments that begin with "nothing happened" sooner or later come to an end "excellent" (see paragraph 1).
4. "Come on, Come on Over". This - 100% of the calls, and not permission to "talk", here do not flatter yourself. Do not continue in any case - it is fraught!
5. groan. This is a non-verbal statement often women completely misinterpreted by men. Heavy loud sigh more often it means the following: The lady thinks you are an idiot and does not understand why waste your precious time trying to argue with you, "nothing" (in this case, see section 3).
6. "All is well". Here is one of the most dangerous statements a woman's mouth flew toward men. "All is well" means that she took time out to figure out how and when to pay for careless man committing an error.
7. "Thanks". If a woman has decided to say thank you, God forbid you ask for "that". Answer "not at all" and crossed himself. However, there is one interesting point: if, instead of "thank you" hear "Thank you very much", you should immediately (until late) to notice the sarcasm in his voice broadcasting ladies. But after the "increased in size" thank you never say "not at all". It can get oh so "matter" (see here below).
8. "Never mind". One of the most elegant women of ways to send a man to... where Makar calves are not chased.
9. "Do not worry, I'll ...". Here's another really threatens women's statement, which is most often pronounced when the woman several times I asked her partner to do something (take out the trash, collect the socks around the house or to nail a nail), but found that he had not even got up chair. Then she began to do everything myself... Do not flatter yourself! And start to worry. Later, this situation will result in one of the most stupid man's question, "What is not so?" And the answer is a gorgeous female standing on our list at No 3 (see above).
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