Hello dear readers! Today we open the heading "Laughter prolongs life? »😀 It has been proven that laughter is able to prolong life for a few years. The thing is hormone "happiness", which boosts the immune system and beneficial effect on the psychological state of the person. Therefore, we present to your attention a small selection of jokes about doctors (as usual, a bit of black humor - but it is vital). Do not skimp on the positive emotions and laugh heartily go ...
🐾 patient complains of a psychiatrist:
A patient"The doctor in my life so bad. With reduced work, no money, his wife left him for another, some kind of a black stripe in his life. "
Psychiatrist"Do not worry, now everything is correct. Sit comfortably in a chair, close your eyes, listen to me carefully and repeat quietly: "I feel fine, I'm fine, wife loves me, I'm rich enough"
Without opening his eyes a patient He says: "Lucky is you! And with my problems when we start to understand? "
🐾 dentist examines the mouth of the patient and then says: "Zhenyok do not worry, the first time is always scary, and then it will be easier." The patient is surprised: "Doctor, I do not Zhenyok". Dentist in response: "Yes, I know. Zhenyok - it's me "
🐾 doctor comes into the ward with a notebook. Behind him there is a trainee with a saw. The doctor stopped at the bedside. Leafing through the book, find the entry and said: "Petrov - amputation of the right leg." Intern pulls the saw VZHIH. The doctor was surprised to trainee: "I told you right". Entry without thinking VZHIH saw. The doctor even more surprised: "I clearly said feet." Intern again VZHIH. The doctor looks at the patient and says: "So stop! It's not Petrov at all. "
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