5 words that will turn sex into a nightmare

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In this wonderful evening we all edited site kolobok.ua decided to cheer you up! And remember, as the users of Twitter recently staged a flash mob on the theme "The phrase of five words that would make an awkward situation if you speak it during sex."

Participants first were puzzled: how? only 5? But very soon easily and brilliantly proved that even "five" words can confuse partner, to bring it to escape from the bedroom... or drive in the state of Homeric laughter. So, before you 20 of the most striking versions of these phrases:

  • I do not Dima, I'm Sasha.
  • You and I are now married?
  • Wait, first I need to pray.
  • I also thirteen tomorrow!
  • I learned that from my mother.
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  • Move over, your ass covered lens.
  • On this bed grandfather died.
  • My ex liked this pose.
  • You will be Shrek, I - donkey.
  • My doctor said, it's not contagious.
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  • This is my ninth "first time."
  • In "Instagrame" it appears larger.
  • And you is not exactly the guy?
  • Never mind, it's neighbor.
  • You've already entered? Then the "oops!".
  • I want to see your kidneys.
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  • Do not worry, my dog ​​just looks.
  • Hello, you join us?
  • You do not postpone your knitting?
  • We call her daughter as my mom?
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