If you have lived together for 3, 5 or even 10 years, the relationship of eternal passion go to the level of... feat. Joke! In fact, we add up a very special relationship, when we "sprout" in each other and look at many things from a particular angle.
Comedians subtly noticed how during a long marriage are changing our priorities, which are obtained from family is such a Kama Sutra with the experience.
Pose "conscription"
Wife leans over lying on the tablet or on the games sitting spouse to remove scattered them as garbage, pick up a cup of tea with unfinished and wrappers from chocolates.
These movements and rustling candy wrappers as if she calls the wife to finish with the "Tank Battle", "kleshofklansom" or chatter on social networks and help restore order. To "delight" a spouse can use pendalya or more inspirational phrases are not for children's ears.
Pose "Refrigerator"
Pose for a role-playing game: the husband does the dishes or lays dirty in the dishwasher, the wife is sitting in it while on the other hand, drinking coffee and indicates to wash and rinse the dishes in what sequence, and pans pans.
To bring the wife to orgasm, she asks the washed dishes wipe dry and put in its place.
Pose "Incense"
Spouse with a completely impassive expression on his face silently "spoils" the air, causing the wife longing... throw him sneakers and retire to another room.
Pose "Union ironclad"
Advanced pose, which is practiced in the company, but did not swing. The couple lovingly holding hands and mentally happy for himself, while the other couple next to them shouting match.
Pose "Third is not superfluous"
Classical pose as husband tenderly embraces his wife, begins with her love of the game until the very climax of the child did not cry or will not come himself to lie down in the middle of the parental bed.
Pose "Observation"
Wife happy with the repair or relocation, hires brawny longshoremen. Husband watches work and play pretty macho muscles, feeling drischom.
Pose "Shopaholic"
Wife goes for shopping first husband accompanies her and even arranges a light petting in the dressing room, then pretends dead and waits until the spouse reaches the consumer "orgasm" or does not realize that the money in your wallet and in a larger map not.
Pose "smelling fried"
Usually followed before "conscription" posture. The wife of lying close to the tablet spouse to remove debris near it, and the tablet is opened correspondence with Irka, his great love of the school, and the wife knows about it.
Wife knows Irku in person sees as a spouse frantically trying to close Irkin page and accidentally opens a page... which he would his wife never told.
Pose "On village to grandfather"
The couple sent the fruit of the love of a grandparent for the weekend, while they themselves indulge in various temptations honeymoon, making a break for food, cinema and virtual games. Particularly strong orgasm is achieved when the child is sent to grandparents on vacation.
Pose "I myself"
Spouse stays at home, sending a child to his grandmother, wife - fishing (billiards, football, go-karting, in cracelures circle, etc.) and takes your favorite pose.
In this position, you can lie in the bath with fragrant foam, watch your favorite movie, savoring the wine, read a book and drink cocoa in passing. Orgasm is achieved in any case.
