How many jokes on the topic that a husband walks from his wife to a neighbor. And how painful it is when you become the hero of these fictional jokes.
Lena was waiting for her to finally retire and just start doing what she likes. And so it happened, here she is, the long-awaited pension, the woman devoted her seed to household chores, took up repairs, and prepared various culinary delights every evening.
Lena always loved to cook, but time did not allow before. And now she could cook a lot and tasty, her husband Igor was always half-starved, but now everything suited him. He was just full and happy.
Igor has always been handsome. And he always looked at other women, and they looked at him. It was sometimes so difficult for Lena to keep her beloved spouse near her, she sincerely believed that with age everything would subside, and her husband would calm down. So she didn't really care.
Her husband came home from work, and with him she ate roast, stew, dumplings, fried potatoes, barbecue. And then Igor went to watch TV, and Lena drank tea with various pies and sweets. In the morning, her husband left for work, and Lena again ate some goodies. And then one day he said to her:
– Lena, something you strongly got better!
And Lena said nothing, because she knew that it was true, she really put on a lot of kilograms. She understood that it was harmful to eat pastries before going to bed, that this would inevitably lead to weight gain, but she could not stop herself. And pressure with age began to disturb Lena more often, and the doctor also said that excess weight could cause high blood pressure.
And then Lena decided to lose weight. She began to cook porridge with water, boiled meat, there were always a lot of fresh vegetables at home. Of course, her husband also had to eat such food. And this did not suit him at all.
A couple of weeks passed, and the husband came home from work one day and said that he did not want to eat. Lena did not sound the alarm, but, on the contrary, was even delighted. And then somehow met with a friend, and asked for advice. The friend replied:
- Lena, cook borscht for him, make dumplings, the peasant needs to be fed.
- But how am I going to cook borscht, but I don’t eat them myself. I don't have any will power. Let him diet with me! Lena objected.
Igor stopped eating porridge, instead he began to buy himself sausage, bacon, cooked dumplings. And then he just left his wife for a neighbor.
Once a neighbor asked Igor to help her move a closet in her apartment. The man did not refuse, but while he was doing everything, the neighbor quickly set the table, preparing Igor's favorite fried potatoes with meatballs.
And Igor began to visit his neighbor more often, and then he began to give her money and make orders for the woman to cook his favorite dishes. Igor dined with a neighbor, and then returned home to his wife, and she was so happy that everything was going like this, because she didn’t know what was really happening.
At one point, Igor realized that the neighbor is much younger and more attractive than Lena, besides, she cooks very tasty and cooks a lot. And in general she was such a cheerful and cheerful woman, flexible, obedient, interesting.
But Lena noticed absolutely nothing! She only drove it into her head to lose weight, become slimmer, and continued to cook and eat her tasteless cereals.
And then one day, spinning in front of the mirror in her new dress, Lena proudly declared to her husband:
- Look, Igoresh, how I have built!
And the husband looked at his wife from head to toe and said dryly:
- I sincerely congratulate you, Lena, but I have one piece of news. I filed for divorce yesterday, and I'm leaving you to live with a neighbor!
And Lena remained a slender retired woman, gobbling up tasteless cereals, and without a husband.
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