20 life pictures about the everyday life of motherhood. Incredibly funny comics about children, in which every mother will definitely recognize herself and her own child
Ideal motherhood does not exist in principle. Colic, teeth, potty, childhood illnesses, lack of time for yourself and the constant "Groundhog Day" - these are the mandatory stages that fall to the lot of any mother. Not everyone is able to come up with everyday problems with humor. And here colleagues in the "mother" status come to the rescue. The artist and insta blogger Nadezhda Matrosova puts her mother's everyday life online. They are able to cheer up even the most exhausted mother, because each of us recognizes ourselves in these comics.
1. The birth of a child is the start of the most difficult race of a lifetime. And mom in this race must become a real sprinter.
There is a very long and interesting race ahead / @ mammisartis
2. Who said, that breastfeed need as long as possible? This man certainly did not have a baby or a breast.
Breastfeed as long as possible / @ mammisartis
3. It's good that you used to go to karaoke with your friends. The standard lullaby repertoire is clearly not enough to put a child to bed.
How many lullabies a mom should know / @ mammisartis
4. When dad goes for a walk with the child, you can finally make time for yourself. But first you need to quickly finish all your household chores ...
How mom spends her free time / @ mammisartis
5. Walking with a baby is very little like an elegant "catwalk" around the city. Where do women have time to wear makeup and heels?
Not everyone manages to be a woman and a mother at the same time / @ mammisartis
6. Giving a child a phone is half an hour of free time, 40 calls to contacts with the letter "A", your video in panties on Viber with a former boss and a live stream on Instagram about how you wash your hair
Baby and phone - a dangerous combination / @ mammisartis
7. Finally, dad will understand that educational games with a child - it's not as easy as it seems. Although, probably, he still won't understand ...
Games with dad look idyllic / @ mammisartis
8. Probably, teach a child to fall asleep separately needed even during pregnancy. And how does this little lump take up all the free space in the bed?
Sleeping with a child is another quest / @ mammisartis
9. I will not run up to the child at the first call. Psychologists say that you need to bring up independence in a baby. I'm sorry, what? Mama? Run, run, dear ...
Mom always runs at the first call / @ mammisartis
10. Let's go out of town like the good old days? Probably, the child needs to take something for motion sickness... How good that we did not forget to bring a paper bag with us!
A child is less likely to be rocked than a mother / @ mammisartis
11. I will only take the essentials with me on the road. Let's start with a list. Don't forget your favorite toys... a couple of things in case of a cold snap... more diapers... and food, you need more food!
There are no unnecessary things on a trip with a child / @ mammisartis
12. The child must be named: a) not trivial, b) not too original, c) so as not to be teased, d) to please grandmothers, e) so that the first name is combined with the last name, e), etc., etc.... Well, how did we manage to choose the most popular from this list? name?!
It is not so easy for a child to choose a name / @ mammisartis
13. Early childhood is that happy period when candy can be eaten next to the child, and not locked in the toilet.
It's good when you don't need to share with your child / @ mammisartis
14. The child needs to be taught to be accurate from childhood. We will put the toys together... Where does the child have so many toys ?!
Moms make great gatherers / @ mammisartis
15. Aren't other parents raising children at all?! There are only hooligans on the site! I, for example, educate. Be careful, daughter ...
All children are bullies, except mine / @ mammisartis
16. Let's take the child to grandma? She had long wanted to look after her granddaughter. At the same time, the baby will improve her health. And the grandmother? Well, think, only two weeks of stress!
Grandmothers love their grandchildren / @ mammisartis
17. I wonder if they really can't tell the difference between a girl and a boy? Or do they want to piss me off on purpose? And the blind man understands that only girls can have flowers!
The girl is visible at first glance / @ mammisartis
18. How do we walk with a child? First we go to the sandbox with him, and then the sandbox comes to our house.
Why moms don't like the sandbox / @ mammisartis
19. My baby will be the most beautiful, I will braid her braids, dress up in dresses and take her to museums... Apparently, in ten years, not earlier.
Every mother dreams of a daughter / @ mammisartis
20. Well, when will it get easier?! When this child finally grows up and I can live in peace... Lord, where does time fly away, because until recently he was a wonderful and calm baby!
Why children grow fast / @mammisartis
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