Hello dear readers! It has recently opened a new section "Laughter prolongs life? »😀 She made a splash and generally appreciated the positive side (reference: "Laughter prolongs life?" A selection of jokes about doctors - Part 1). We will not stop and will continue in the same spirit. Little black, but the life of humor. Go...
🐾 woman came to pass urine, put the jar and left. The next day comes the results. A laboratory assistant said to her, "Woman, you are instead testing, oil brought." Wonder Woman exclaims: "And I kept thinking, why potatoes burnt!"
🐾 in a mental hospital patient complains of the doctor: - "Can I transfer to another room, and then my neighbor all night motorcycle shows." The Doctor asks: "Do you prevent loud noise?". The patient answered, "No, the exhaust gases 💨".
🐾 patient turns to the doctor: "I have a whole month nightmares, can not sleep properly. Dreams like cats playing football. " The doctor replies, "Do not worry, I'll give you a pill, drink it today before going to bed and will sleep soundly without dreams." Patient resentfully: "Doctor, tomorrow you can take a pill, in cats the final today."
🐾 Secrets of our medicine:
The patient tells the doctor: "Doctor, help out, suffer for a week, when it lost the taste." The doctor turns to the nurse: "Bring the patient tube codenamed« R2D2 »". The patient takes it and quickly drank the contents of the "fuuu, Doctor, but it looks like shit 💩". Dr. happily: "That's nice, the taste is restored!". Six months later, comes the same patient, and says: "Excuse me doctor, recent problems with memory, multiple sclerosis it seems, do not remember anything, "Doctor again turns to the nurse:" Bring the patient tube codenamed «R2D2». " The patient is in shock, "What do you mean gone mad... the same shit 💩". The doctor calmly: "Well, memory is restored."
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