These tips are known satirist very useful in the life of everyone.
· Old people see through everything, they are unusual people, in fact able to expose the low country life.
· Do not keep thinking about the past. Our old life, like used cars, you can remember, and to go there.
· Do not get too overestimate the loyalty of his friends and enemies nonsense.
· Do not forget to think is not very good about themselves, but not more than 5 minutes a day. This is equivalent to half-hour run.
· Since the good triumphs over evil, therefore, who has won, he is good.
· Much worse, if above you cry than laugh.
· Because of the stupid do not worry, because it's too late.
· If you are saving a drowning, it is important that you not only extended his hand, but he will.
· Man-servant says, "You matter is that I am ..." and speak freely: "My fault is that I ..."
· Jokes - our salvation, but the tears - it is life. Therefore, laughter through tears must accompany us the whole existence.
· Feats always have a place in existence, and it is better to stay away from these places as far as possible.
· No need to be interested in the views of those who are willing, it is best to do this in mind.
· Always you do what you say, but do not talk about what you're doing.
· In this life everything is relative. For example, time can reach in different ways, depending on the location to one side or another toilet door.
· If you do not like, it is not very, it turns out.
· It is better to remain silent and appear stupid than to start talking and to prove to everyone that you are to them.
· Do what you want, but remember conscience.
· Hate - it is the same love that just crippled grievances.
· Life is too short to live it close to the poor people.
· In life everyone needs to rise, and then fall to continue the existence of a reserve of height.
