The woman behind the wheel - a frequent occasion for discussions and jokes. Of course, this is absolutely unfair, many women in terms of driving give odds not one man.
Despite this, "the blonde behind the wheel" - it is a common noun. Do not forget, hthe laughter prolongs life.We offer you a selection of the funniest jokes about avtoledi.
Traffic police stopped the car, behind the wheel of a woman, and asks:
- Why you drove through a red light?
- I have red lipstick, red shoes, red dress, red car. Well, how can I in all of this to go to the Green ?!
There is a court for the accident. The judge asked the victim girl:
- What were you thinking when you tried to pass in front of KAMAZ on a yellow light?
She answers:
- I think that to slip ...
Then the judge asked the driver of KAMAZ:
- And what do you think?
The driver says:
- Yes, I'm thirty years behind the wheel! For what it is in front of me does not slip!
- Honey, not too far, I parked on the roadside?
- From some - right or left?
The woman on the road - God: praying passengers, passers-by being baptized.
Auto repair. Comes "Infiniti", driving a glamorous blonde. I need a tire. One young boy decided to laugh and says:
- Girl, you and the air in the wheels with some fragrance pump?
Blonde in a stupor. The boy explains:
- We now have action, beautiful girl in the wheels of the car - the air with the scent of fruit or berries.
Auto repair begins quietly giggling. The blonde asked what flavors are available. BUTvtoservis trying to appease tearing out wild laughter. The boy says that there is air banana and strawberry. She chose the cheesecake. All anything, but the story had a sequel: the next day came the same "Infiniti", but serious guy large sitting behind the wheel.Heavy bass uncle asked:
- Who yesterday my wife strawberries air in the wheel filled?
Service and repair fell silent yesterday patsanenka was not, it was a change. Uncle repeated the question a second time, louder. There were no volunteers to part with life, I left the master service center, because surrender their pending.
- Well, I filled ...
Uncle turned toward him and laughed loudly.
- In, here's a thousand more on top, like yesterday I heard her telling her friends about the cheesecake in the wheels a little under the table fell.
Traffic policeman stops the car and behind the wheel - his former teacher.
- Hello, Maria Ivanovna. Open a notebook, take a pen and write 100 times: "I'll never break the rules of the road ..."
The girl behind the wheel cell phone rang. Conversation:
- Honey, where are you?
- I'm in a hole.
Silence, then gently
- In what other hole, my dear?
- Well, in the car, you gave me.
- You mean, in Reno?
- Well, yes, and I said that?
- No, everything is ok. Good thing I did not buy you a Peugeot!
- How's your wife with driving?
- improving, the road gradually begin to go where it wants to go!
Two friends riding in the car. One tells the other:
- Could you not go so fast, I have all flashed before my eyes.
- And you do as well as I do - close your eyes!
There are two companions. One says:
- All right, I lost the car!
- Why? The accident was?
- My wife got the right ...
Earlier, we wrote about Seven of the world's most unusual taxi.
