20 signs that give a small child my mother

Every woman's life is divided into two parts: before and after the appearance of her child's birth. Surely every new mother herself knows that her life came the change, but it is unlikely to guess how... it is seen from the side.

We collected 25 striking features by which even strangers can easily recognize a woman young mom.

1. Your style virtuoso homework: you an hour to cook dinner, will wash the floor, wipe the dust, wash, pat, and it's all done by one hand.
2. At the first sound of tunes "Masha and the Bear", "Luntik", "Smeshariki" and "Pepa" your eye starts to twitch.
3. You are able to do 10 stylish hairstyles, hiding unwashed hair in the morning.
4. Near the computer, on windowsills and tables are placed in the house with a cup of tea, which is already possible to play hockey. Make tea you get, but drink it - no way.
5. You have not been to the toilet alone.
6. Wake you in the middle of the night - and you're half asleep once or twice clearly and coherently tell about turnip or Kotigoroshkoby role.
7. Near burners plate covered with dust, you do not cook them to your "shilopop" God forbid, not burned.
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8. You know exactly how to get stains from the banana, apple puree and gouache paints. That's right - nothing.
9. According to the first sounds of groaning baby you know what he wants - to eat, to change the diaper on the handles, soap bubbles or a new car.
10. You have a new new diet, always with several courses - pairs of spoons dairy porridge, cottage cheese, vegetable puree on the bottom of the children's plates, apple core, a couple of cookies in the shape of animals. Hedgehogs and squirrels - your favorite.
11. On your page in the social networks can be collected a brief encyclopedia of nutrition, development and education of the child. And to collect a book of fairy tales, coloring books and a photo album.
    
    
12. You can easily sing any song to the tune of a lullaby, "Sleep Walk bilya vikon" or "Spoon snow disturbing." Even Bieber, Beyonce and Hadrkiss.
13. In your lexicon lot of diminutive little words that you communicate even with adults, "Honey, today we have a soup with potatoes," "Put in washing his shirt and pants."
14. Oh baby you always say just with the pronoun "we""We poop", "We already know how to sit," "We do now grandmother," Bye-bye. "
15. You promise a regular on Mondays until the heir asleep, rock press, but... These standard half hour you sit in social networks.
16. Returning from the store, you can always carry a small bag with things for themselves and huge - with shopping for baby. After all, he has no such a wonderful bear, and the blouse was so cute.
17. You immediately go to sleep and have time to sleep for three hours, if no one groans at hand and do not hear a splash, "Masha and the Bear."
18. You have six months themselves say you need to go for a manicure and a dentist.
19. For you so accustomed to explain to the kid that even yourself you comment on everything you do, "I hung out the laundry and start to peel the potatoes for mashed potatoes. So, I take out the laundry and it smells so good. And now to the potatoes... "
20. At night, on the way to the dressing room you are able to avoid all the "obstacles" and stoically crying out, stepping on a man or a brick of Lego.
21. On the playground, you know how to talk to ten mummies and track all movements of peripheral vision and Chad run up in time, exactly one second before the offspring at risk of falling or knock "colleague sandbox" on sovochkom head.
22. You can easily tell 20-minute lecture the introduction of the first feeding, potty training, on the methods home and immunization schedule does not make mistakes in any date.
23. In the morning, you are having an envy to women, going to work, for men... and in general, all people on the planet.
24. You with tenderness and pity a look at pregnant women - they still have "it all" ahead.
25. You were distracted for at least five, while reading this list :)