How do different signs of the zodiac are choosing Christmas tree: a comic horoscope

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There are specific recommendations on how to choose a Christmas tree - live or artificial - for each has its own rules.

But today we are not talking about it, and how the different signs of the zodiac are choosing a Christmas tree for the New Year. Horoscope from an astrologer Anastasia L. - a joke in order to make you smile... and learned (or not) yourself in the buyer of the New Year the most important character.

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Aries: I decided that the tree had to be better than all of its neighbors. At the market Seller tired and almost got into a fight for the best tree to another buyer.

Calf: For a long time I was going to go for a Christmas tree. Finally I arrived, thoroughly looked at all, swung, and still bought. Toys and so were carefully laid up in the pantry.

Twins: contracts with suppliers and vytsyganil with dazzling discount tree. Well, think, bald! With children cut paper rain and happy.

Crayfish: at the thought that the tree should be cut down, upset, so I bought a fir tree in the tub. He pulled out of the pantry old toys and gathered the whole family - to decorate the Christmas tree.

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A lion:The main condition for the holiday - is that there was a lion, and not any there a log. Therefore, Leo bought a sparkling New Year's suit and the surrender - more rain.

Virgo: For several years he puts an artificial Christmas tree. Cheap, convenient, practical and environmentally friendly. Toys hung from one side - near the wall is still not visible.

Libra:I get into a fuss, while searching for the perfect symmetrical tree. Tastefully decorated with spruce, but instagram pictures of did not - tree does not fit into the color scheme of the blog.

Scorpio:I looked hard for the seller, who pulled out of the granaries of the best spruce, which postponed for themselves. Hung on the spruce ordinary toys, but it turned out somehow mysterious, enigmatic and a little provocative.

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Sagittarius:spied on, others beautifully decorated home, and decided to make in the same way. Unfortunately, in the process of decorating a Christmas tree there were more interesting things, but the main thing here is friends, New Year's Eve, and even Christmas tree, and the little things matter how some do not.

Capricorn: He criticized the brutal practice to cut many trees and sell them at exorbitant prices. Then a little softened and instructed relatives to put the Christmas tree and call it look like they will decorate it.

Aquarius: Normal "tree" is already tired. Whether business-tree flower arrangement! No one there is no such!

Fish: happy to help a friend to go for a Christmas tree. And I took one himself, a small - decorate it nicely and put forth by her New Year's Eve deepest desire.

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All examples are humorous and nothing to do with reality do not know yourself - Like, no - write, in fact! Aries: I decided that the tree had to be better than all the neighbors on the market gored seller and almost got into a fight for the best tree to another buyer Taurus: For a long time was going to go for a Christmas tree

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