20 funniest jokes about the garden, potatoes and cottage

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Traditionally, during the May holidays Ukrainians go to the country to plant potatoes. Such trips are accompanied by funny stories about the cottagers and the garden. We have collected for you funny jokes about the garden, potatoes and cottage.

Summer residents have always been a special sense of humor, which is difficult to understand those who have never shovel in the hands not holding.

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- You know, I put in the garden scarecrow is that the crows brought last year's harvest!

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- I'm not understand why you need rain?! It becomes dirty and cold. And the point?
- You just do not water the garden of 10 acres... Bucket ...

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Two neighbor to testify. One asks the other:
- Masha, and why are you scared in the garden is not put?
- What for? I myself the whole day in the garden ...

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- Is there life in the country?
- There is. If there is no wife, Tiffany, and a vegetable garden.

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- Phew, tired terribly all night digging potatoes.
- And why not during the day?
- Well, your garden some day I'll be digging.

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That opened the most famous gym - garden!

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- Listen, Vadik, you have an athlete. Tell me some exercises to pump up the press there, shoulders, and arms.
- Garden.

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This man should make in life are three things: run a radio-controlled helicopter, to spoil someone's best years, and grow it in the garden potatoes.

20 funniest jokes about the garden, potatoes and cottage / istockphoto.com

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Go to the country to die an old fridge, old sofa and worn shoes.

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To get rid of the harmful neighbor's dacha, Basil planted in his garden poppy and cannabis.

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- How do you feel about BDSM?
- Perfectly!
- Well, get ready, go to the garden, the trees will smear lime.

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Announcement: "I am an active woman. Brief cebe 30 hectare garden... "

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Baba Manya found in the garden boomerang and tortured him to throw.

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Cottager, leaning over the fence, ask a neighbor:
- What have you got for the last celebration was? Everything is dancing ...
Neighbor:
- Yes, our grandfather, damn it, turned the hive ...

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Cottage - a wonderful place, where a small sapling becomes a tree, sown seed - plants, and man becomes - cancer.

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We met two classmates. Remember friends:
- And what about Vasek?
- I landed in prison!
- What do you mean ?!
- Well yes! Married, and the mother-in garden of two hectares!

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