5 reasons why I would rather be fat than skinny

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My name is Katya and all my life I have heard the same question: "Why are you so thin?" And having received it the other day, I decided to write an article, I treat such questions with humor, so the article promises to be fun. Of course, I love and accept myself, which I advise you too, so it is difficult to offend me with your tactlessness. Most often, I am asked about this by a person who is not happy with their weight, an interesting observation, right?

So let's see why it would be easier for me to be plump.

No one would doubt that my husband feeds me

Of course, this does not exclude the possibility that people would worry about whether I am feeding my husband. Or do I eat everything myself?

I will say this, it's hard not to feed me! I just successfully hide it, not gaining excess weight. The night is dark, but the light bulb in the refrigerator was clearly invented for the night dog. Mine.

When I am hungry, I am angry. And when I'm angry, I make noise like a Chihuahua. Therefore, my husband knows for sure, let it be in my good mood, do not worry!

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I would stop drowning in pants

Perhaps they would sometimes crack on my delicious bottom, but they certainly would not get lost in the jump. After 5 jeans tried on, everything is great for me "store consultants would not say with a sigh:" We have a children's department on the floor above. "

And I certainly would have saved on a seamstress who fitted my dress for the wedding, a dozen trousers around the waist and made the dress wider in the chest - after all, not all skinny ones have minus the first size, however.

Maybe even, I would love leggings in which you look slimmer, not more transparent. But what if?

Bricks could be left at home

Doesn't the wind blow you away yet? It blows away, of course, and the elevator is unlucky, so look, here are my 2 bricks in my pockets. This red one is also for good luck! I passed the state standards with him at the academy in a windy February perfectly.

An SMS with a warning from the Ministry of Emergencies about a strong wind would only mean that something can fly into me, and not I can fly on someone's head. It would be a little calmer for me, that's for sure.

Would stop feeling minus 10 as minus 30

By winter, you need to stock up on fat, otherwise two tights under pants with fleece, 2 sweaters with a T-shirt and a puffer jacket will not save you. The worst thing is to fall in all this! Softly, of course, but trying to get up is difficult. You feel like a kolobok cabbage.

According to my observations, it is the thin people who are the most cold, it will be interesting for me to hear your opinion on this matter.

They would call me kind

All the bad ones are evil, have you heard of this? That's why I used to be so angry, it's because I didn't have a bicycle. But no! Thin you Pechkin, here you are.

And the reason that I am angry with the neighbors is not at all because they practice drinking until 6 in the morning 3 days a week and do not allow me to sleep. Maybe if I was complete and kind, I would join them? Get the pizza! Better two.

Thanks for your likes, let's love ourselves and respect each other, regardless of the numbers on the scales!

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